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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:00 am Post subject: cheap Laguna Beach |
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qrst127 Hey, Ed, can I hold your pencil?
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:02 am Post subject: A man is in a hotel lobby |
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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qrst127 Hey, Ed, can I hold your pencil?
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:27 am Post subject: Mr. Clark joke |
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your honor." the husband said "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself!".
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qrst127 Hey, Ed, can I hold your pencil?
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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:16 pm Post subject: 666612 |
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Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
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qrst127 Hey, Ed, can I hold your pencil?
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:04 pm Post subject: The genie looks enquiringly toward the brunette, who with ra |
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I Need To Get Off This Island
There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture)...
The first blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat." With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.
The second blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I need jetski"
With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.
The genie looks enquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says," Just give me a million dollars, I'll take the bridge."
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