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gim_murati
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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TE AVATARI JOT GJITHCKA SHIHET PERVEC ZEMRES Mr. Green UNE JAM SERIOZ I MADH Very Happy


I ça qorri....e shef ca thote ky budallai mi budallaqe qe nuk shef zemer se avatari jot....gjith ajo derr zemre duhet me qene qorr mos me e pa
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Forever Red wrote:
TE AVATARI JOT GJITHCKA SHIHET PERVEC ZEMRES Mr. Green UNE JAM SERIOZ I MADH Very Happy


I ça qorri....e shef ca thote ky budallai mi budallaqe qe nuk shef zemer se avatari jot....gjith ajo derr zemre duhet me qene qorr mos me e pa



DAKORT QE TE KENAQEN SYTE POR EKISHA LLAFIN PER ZEMREN NE KUPTIMIN ORIGJINAL TE FJALES E JO METAFORIKE Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ja se nderrova avatarin , shifni tashi Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ja se nderrova avatarin , shifni tashi Laughing



c'eshte ky gogol???????????? Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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ja se nderrova avatarin , shifni tashi Laughing



c'eshte ky gogol???????????? Confused


ja vodha gimit hahahahhah Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Forever Red wrote:
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ja se nderrova avatarin , shifni tashi Laughing



c'eshte ky gogol???????????? Confused


ja vodha gimit hahahahhah Laughing



e nderrova dhe une avatarin meqe se kishit me sy te mire Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Barcaleta Reply with quote

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s'po me vje ndonji ndermend Laughing

te forta fare kto Laughing kam gjitha naten qe i lexoj Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tipi po vjen naten te shtepia me nje dele ne duar dhe po futet ne dhomen e fjetjes te gruaja: Kjo eshte ajo lopa, me cilen une po coj dashuri, kur ti nuk po don. Burri im, nese nuk e ke verejt, ajo nuk oshte lope, po dele - po fol gruja! Nuk fola me ty - ja kthej burri!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Po shtrihen burri dhe gruaja naten ne shtrat dhe pas dy minutave, burri po e prek grun neper krahe. Ajo po fillon: O zemer, çka po m`pelqen! Burri po vazhdon me prekje dhe e prek deri ne stomak . Gruja: O shpirt, sonte je i mrekullushem, vetem vazhdo keshtu! Burri po vazhdon me prekje, dhe tash po prek neper kembe. Gruja ne trans, kur burri pernjehere po ndalet. Çka ndodhi , pse u ndale zemeeer? Buri: E gjeta telepilotin (digitronin) e televizionit!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nipi po i tregon gjyshit: Gjysh, do te shkoj ne Tiranë ose ne det, Durres, apo Sarandë e do bej qejf . Po e degjon gjyshi dhe po i kthehet rinia e tij ne mend: Une kam kam bere shume qejf ne Tirane, ka qene e paharrueshme. Jemi fut ne nje Pub e kemi pire gjithe rakine çka kishin pas, i thyem te gjitha gotat dhe shishet, kemi bere sex me te gjitha femrat çka kishin rastisur aty dhe ne fund i nxorrem dhe ju urininuam ne banak . Ne fund, askush nuk na tha asgje ....shumë të krisur kemi qene. Nipi i kenaqur, nuk po pret asnje cast por po ik menjehere për në Tiranë. Po kthehet pas tri ditesh me duar e kembe te thyera me fytyre te nxire ....Çfare paska ndodhur - po e pyet gjyshi? Ik thyej qafen se po te dhiej Tiranën e Shqipërinë .... Donim te benim qejf sikur edhe ti, deri sa pinim i thyenim gotat dhe shishet edhe na toleruan, me femrat nuk na eci mbare , e kur i nxorrem per te urinuar ne banak u terbuan te gjithe dhe na mbyten dajak...E me kend ishe ne Tiranë – po pyet gjyshi? Me tre shoket me te mire .....e ti gjysh me ke ishe ? Unë kam qen me SS Divizionin – ja ktheu gjyshi.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Po flasin babai (Dem i kuq) dhe i biri per kampionatin shqiptare. Babai po mundohet me cdo kusht ta bej te birin tifoz me Partizanin . Çfare do te me blesh kur partizani del kampion – po pyet femija? Njeqind lodra – po thotë babai. Por mua lodrat me duhen tani jo kur plakem.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lapeci wrote:
Po flasin babai (Dem i kuq) dhe i biri per kampionatin shqiptare. Babai po mundohet me cdo kusht ta bej te birin tifoz me Partizanin . Çfare do te me blesh kur partizani del kampion – po pyet femija? Njeqind lodra – po thotë babai. Por mua lodrat me duhen tani jo kur plakem.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eni wrote:
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Po flasin babai (Dem i kuq) dhe i biri per kampionatin shqiptare. Babai po mundohet me cdo kusht ta bej te birin tifoz me Partizanin . Çfare do te me blesh kur partizani del kampion – po pyet femija? Njeqind lodra – po thotë babai. Por mua lodrat me duhen tani jo kur plakem.


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eno,shpejt bann lapecit Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lapeci wrote:
Po flasin babai (Dem i kuq) dhe i biri per kampionatin shqiptare. Babai po mundohet me cdo kusht ta bej te birin tifoz me Partizanin . Çfare do te me blesh kur partizani del kampion – po pyet femija? Njeqind lodra – po thotë babai. Por mua lodrat me duhen tani jo kur plakem.



po na del armik Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forever Red wrote:
Lapeci wrote:
Po flasin babai (Dem i kuq) dhe i biri per kampionatin shqiptare. Babai po mundohet me cdo kusht ta bej te birin tifoz me Partizanin . Çfare do te me blesh kur partizani del kampion – po pyet femija? Njeqind lodra – po thotë babai. Por mua lodrat me duhen tani jo kur plakem.



po na del armik Mad

Po kemi 16 vite qe nuk dalim kampion . Une nuk mbaj mend kur ka dal kampion per heren e fundit . Laughing
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