The Skiathos Bulletin Board

Ian

The Tourist Ten Commandments (as posted by "Shadowfax" on the bulletin board)

. Thou shalt not expect to find things as thou hast left them at home, for thou hast left home to find things different.
. Thou shalt not take anything too seriously, for a carefree attitude is the basis for a fine holiday.
. Thou shalt not allow other tourists to get on thy nerves, for thou art paying good money to enjoy thyself.
. Remember to take only half the clothes thou thinkest thou needest and twice the money.
. Know at all times where thy passport is, for a person without a passport is a person without a country.
. Remember that if we had been meant to stay in one place, we would have been created with roots.
. Thou shalt not worry, for he who worrieth hath no pleasure.
. When in Greece thou shalt be prepared to do somewhat as the locals.
. Thou shalt not judge the people of a country by one person who hath given thee grief.
. Remember, thou art a guest in other lands and he that treateth his host with respect, shall be honoured.
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