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Kriandos
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 Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:51 pm Post subject: Tesco Trauma |
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It was 5.o clock somwhere.
To be precise, it was 5.o clock on Tesco's car park in Haydock yesterday, when my poor wife, known to most on this board ( yes, I mean you Jackman ) as the lovely Vivienne, was approached by a total stranger.
I have to say this totally unexpected encounter has driven her to the severe depths of Vladivar's finest, in an effort to come to terms with the traumatic events that unfolded.
I now refer to the Psychiatrist's report ....
When did you first notice this strange person ?
At the checkout ... she was looking at my shopping trolley ... in particular at the RED WINE, I had selected for Kriandos.
Mmmm ... obviously a nutter !!!
Possibly ... but she was more interested in the red wine
Was it Suejet ??
No ... she is nuts, but lives 40 miles away.
Foxy ???
Could have been ... but this person had their own hair and a nice figure, might have been Skidsy though 
Wasn't Mrs Whicker cos we think she looks like Rigsby in drag ( lack of pics ) and all the bloody Ians were in't pub.
Michalis, Darrell and all the other lucky beggars were avin an ouzo on't old port.
Big Al and Ethel are still confused in Preston and DeepSea is in a place no one wants to go 
Time to call the cops 
The the pursuer followed my dear wife out of Tesco's and on to the car park.
" Are you Viv " ??? she said
With trembling lip and quivering voice Viv replied .
" Yes I am, who are you" ???
"I'm Hippychic"
I urgently need contributions from one and all to pay for Viv's rehabilitation
Friends this story is true .... ask The Chic  |
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HippyChic
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Location: Skiathos . . . in my dreams (but mostly Haydock)
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| Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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Let me point out the anomalies.
1. It was 1740 hours (I didn't leave work until 1700hrs)
2. We were still inside the store, not on the car park
3. There was no red wine in the trolley . . . I have keen eyes
4. Viv is right . . . you are a nutter
ALSO . . .
5. I was just about to fill my Corsa up with fuel, but noticed that the little green micra was indicating to turn into the petrol station. <I'll fill up tomorrow instead>  |
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MrsWhicker
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| Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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Oi, cheekychops - who are you calling Rigsby in drag - that is you off my Christmas card list, c'mon the Pie Eaters!
Hippychick, will you kick 'im in the shins for me? Ta chuck. |
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Foxy
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| Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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He's just embarrassed.
Pay for it next time, like normal people & don't draw so much attention to yourselves.
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suejet
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| Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:33 am Post subject: |
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Nice one Hippy!!!! 
Hmm - no red wine -
BS thought we were winding him up about the other BS 
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HippyChic
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| Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:45 am Post subject: |
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| MrsWhicker wrote: |
Hippychic, will you kick 'im in the shins for me? Ta chuck. |
Consider it a done deal Mrs W! God help him if I see him in Tesco |
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skidsy
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:54 am Post subject: Re: Tesco Trauma |
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| Kriandos wrote: |
Could have been ... but this person had their own hair and a nice figure, might have been Skidsy though
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If only you knew |
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Foxy
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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Skidsy....tell him I'm not baldy, mate.
I ain't got much to brag about but I've at least got a good head of brown hair 
and it's all mine before some smartarse says otherwise |
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Kriandos
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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| HippyChic wrote: | | MrsWhicker wrote: |
Hippychic, will you kick 'im in the shins for me? Ta chuck. |
Consider it a done deal Mrs W! God help him if I see him in Tesco |
Starts shoppin in Asda  |
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Kriandos
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Foxy wrote: | Skidsy....tell him I'm not baldy, mate.
I ain't got much to brag about but I've at least got a good head of brown hair
and it's all mine before some smartarse says otherwise |
Looks good to me mate .... but wots it like in a high wind ?? 
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Foxy
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Kriandos wrote: |
Starts shoplifting in Asda |
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Kriandos
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Foxy wrote: | | Kriandos wrote: |
Starts shoplifting in Asda |
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Can I borrow yer wig mate .... then nobody will recognise me, especially Hippychic  |
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Foxy
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| Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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Certainly - want me curly perm one from the 70's?
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