What if Christians and Jews acted like Muslims?

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:52 am

Please show this to every one you know. And tell them this for me...

Suppose the next time someone pokes fun at one of us Christians by calling us "bible thumpers, Jesus Freaks, holy rollers", or maybe when someone calls a Jew "big nosed, kike", or draws a cartoon of Ariel Sharon in a nazi uniform, that we go postal! Supposed we take to the streets in protest calling for the "beheading of atheist's, the extermination of liberal democrats".

Maybe we should protest and burn down the U.N., all A.C.L.U. offices nationwide, and all of Hollyweird.

Let's get laws enacted by screaming for the blood of anyone that doesn't believe like us. Laws that bring back prohibition, that condemn homosexuals to death, that force women to wear only dark colored clothing, full length dresses that start just under the chin and go to the floor. They have to be very thick, hot, and very oversized so as to not reveal any part of the woman's body. We'll leave the face uncovered, (I don't know about you, but I really do wanna know if it's a woman at all).

If you steal, you get some part of your body chopped off. If you speak bad about us in any way, we'll rip your tongue out. Long sentences in prison for the slightest offense, maybe we'll feed you once in a while.

But, we will be nice and let you convert so you too can be a screaming raving, blood-thirsty lunatic like us. Don't want to convert? OK, you can have your atheism and liberalism, just pay the tax that we place upon you. Say, oh, 60% of your annual salary. By the way, you will also be treated like scum. Because you don't want to convert, some restrictions will appy:

1. No autos for you, (walk you slug, your overweight anyway).

2. We wanna be able to spot you in a crowd so all your allowed to wear is lime green polyester knit suits, Beatle boots, and orange mohawk haircuts. (some of you will like this, I know).

3. OK, we changed our mind, you can have a car, but it has to be at least 10 years old, with no engine or tires. It can be your home. High rise parking lots can be your apartment complexes.

4. Your family is ours to use as we see fit. (males or females, yes, I know, you think we're pigs)

OK, enough of that, (although there is more). But let's say you don't like the first two choices, relax, there's a third option. We take you and your family and run ya through a wood chipper and then lets the rest of the slugs use the remains for fertilizer.

Back to normal now. Does any of this sound insane? Does it sound like I'm writing the script to a very bad horror movie? Well, IT SHOULD!!! And if it does, then answer this question for me... WHY IN THE SAM HILL ARE YOU LETTING MUSLIMS DO THE VERY SAME THINGS???

By the way, before I posted this, I showed it to some of my Jewish and Christian brothers and sisters. After reading it, they all got this devilish little grin on their faces and started whispering and chuckling. I'm not sure, but if you aint one of us, you better watch your back.

Muhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

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