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Rhoda2 WK Shurah Member Joined: 17 Dec 2006 Posts: 4138 Location: Just outside the Beltway				Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:05 pm    Post subject: Classy insults     Someone sent me this list. We need to upgrade this joint, so feel free to use any of these when you disagree with another poster. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary" -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...followed by: Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one." -- Winston Churchill "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -- Irvin S. Cobb "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -- Samuel Johnson "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating "He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -- Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde _________________ "the Prophet didn't smell, he had a natural pleasant smell that wasn't a sweaty smell." Someone on Ummah.com
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Haq al Lugi WK Shurah Member Joined: 10 Dec 2006 Posts: 1164 Location: Kuffarstan				Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:08 am    Post subject:     Of all the people I've ever known, you are one of them. I'd like to take this time to say how much I've enjoyed being with you. I'd *LIKE* to, but...
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Westwind Site Admin Joined: 16 Nov 2006 Posts: 817 Location: Colorado, USA				Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:30 pm    Post subject:     Thanks for the laughs! I'd like to add a favorite: Somewhere, a village is missing an idiot. (source unknown)
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kapoofnik WK Shurah Member Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 129 Location: 41,8'N /81,29'W				Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 1:45 am    Post subject:     "This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly, but thrown with great force." Dorothy Parker _________________ Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. If I study hard, will I become a bad person?
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